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This is ongoing. sent today.

DEAR MR UDOH

I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM THE BANK. THE NICE BIG LADY CALLED ME A FOOL. PROVE HER WRONG MR UDOH SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE AN HONEST BARRISTER.

REGARDS

CHUMP A MR

I am Relieved

DEAR MR EDWIN UDOH

I AM SO PLEASED TO HEAR FROM YOU. I WAS GETTING WORRIED I THOUGHT YOU MAY HAVE FOUND SOME WAY TO STEAL MY MONEY.
THE NICE LADY AT THE BANK, YOU KNOW THE ONE WITH LOVELY BIG, BIG , BIG EVERYTHING SAID THAT YOU MIGHT BE A 419 SCAMMER OR SOMETHING AND I MIGHT NEVER SEE MY CHEQUE, DESPITE THE FACT YOU HAVE GOT THE MONEY SHE WIRED TO YOU.

HOW WILL I HEAR FROM THE BANK NOW.

THANK YOU FOR BEING SO KIND AND HONEST. I SHALL CALL IN THE BANK WHEN I GO TO TOWN TODAY AND TELL HERE THAT THERE ARE GOOD MEN IN THE WORLD AND SHE IS A NASTY SUSPICIOUS BITCH. I THINK I AM GOING OFF HER NOW. YOU ARE STILL MY FRIEND.

I TOOK HER OUT FOR DINNER NAD SHE DID NOT PAY A THING. DO YOU THINK SHE IS AFTER MY MONEY. DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TAKE HER ON THE CRUISE WHICH WE HAVE PLANNED FOR LATER.
DO YOU GET THAT SORT OF WOMAN IN YOUR COUNTRY, I THINK I MAY BE A FOOL FALLING FOR HER CHARMS AND BIG PARTS.

SO MY FRIEND YES I SHALL GO TO TOWN TODAY, I NEED TO CALL IN SPECSAVERS, MY NEW GALSSES SLIP DOWN MY NOSE ALL THE TIME, I THINK THEY WILL ADJUST THEM.

YOU NEVER DID LET ME KNOW IF 1) YOU WEAR GLASSES
2) YOU HAVE SPECSAVERS THERE 3) YOU NEED NEW ONES

AS I SAID IF YOU DO 1) DONT 2) BUT DO 3) THEN I WILL 4) GET YOU TWO PAIRS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE IF YOU SEND ME YOUR PRESCRIPTION MY DEAR FRIEND.

THEN I SHALL GO TO THE BANK TO SEE IF THEY HAVE HEARD FROM YOUR BANK. DO I NEED A PASS PHRASE ARE WE STILL USING.

Q. WHERE THE ELAWEE
A. ITS A BIRD.

REGARDS

CHUMP A MR

He is still there 7 weeks later

ATTETION;MR CHUMP A,

THIS IN TO INFORM YOU THAT I HAVE DEPOSITED THISD YOUR CHEQUE TO THE BANK AND THE BANK WILL CONTACT YOU FOR FINAL WIRE TRANSFER BECAUSE I CAN NOT BE TAKING RISKY HOLDING THIS YOUR CHEQUE AS YOU KNOW THAT CHEQUE IS MONEY.

INFORM ME AS SOON AS YOU HEAR FROM THE BANK.

SINCERLY YOURS,

EDWIN UDOH.

Please hurry Mr Udoh

DEAR MR EDWIN

ANOTHER THOUGHT.

PLEASE HURRY, I NEED THE MONEY I THINK I HAVE PULLED WITH THE BIG BIRD AT THE BANK. I WANT TO TAKE HER ON A CRUISE WITH THE MONEY.

PLEASE PLEASE PULL ALL YOUR BARRISTERS STRINGS TO GET MY MONEY HERE QUICKLY.

YOURS

CHUMP A MR

Go and check the Bank again

DEAR MR EDWIN

JUST THOUGHT, DO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT PASSPHRASE FOR THE BANK ??

THEY SAY : WHERE THE ELLAWE

YOU SAY : ITS A BIRD

DO YOU HAVE THE ELLAWE BIRD IN YOUR AREA, IT NEEDS LONG GRASSLAND I UNDERSTAND. YOU HAVE SUCH INTERESTING CREATURES IN YOUR COUNTRY. WE DO HEAR ABOUT THEM. PARTICULARLY THE ELLAWE BIRD AND THE OOMIGULIE BIRD. DID YOU KNOW MR UDOH THAT THEY ARE FAMOUS HERE. ?

REGARDS

CHUMP A MR

(AMATEUR ORNITHOLOGIST OF ORIENTAL SPECIES) BIRD WATCHER

Hurry up with my $1.2M

DEAR FRIEND

I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU FOR AGES. IS IT SUCH A LONG WAY FROM THE BANK.

WHERE IS MY MONEY PLEASE.

REGARDS

CHUMP A MR