Go back to the Bank. Remember Where the Elawee

HELLO MR UDOH

I WENT TO TOWN YESTERDAY, I VISITED THE OPTICIANS (SPECSAVERS) FOR AN EYE TEST AND THEN TO THE BANK, WHAT WITH THAT AND THE BUS JOURNEY AND A NICE CUP OF TEA IN THE PARK (I LIKE JOES SNACK BAR, ONE OF THOSE MOBLIE VAN SNACK BARS, HE DOES A VERY GOOD CUP OF TEA) I WAS RATHER TIRED ON MY RETURN.

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED STARTING ONE OF THOSE SNACK BARS, THEY ARE VERY POPULAR AND A GOOD WAY TO MAKE AN HONEST LIVING SELF EMPLOYED. THE BACON SANDWICHES ALWAYS SMELL LOVELY AND ARE SO POPULAR. UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE TO SIT AND SUFFER AS MY HIGH CHOLESTEROL LEVELS PREVENT ME FROM BEING ABLE TO PARTAKE. IT WOULD BE A GOOD FRESH AIR JOB FOR YOU AND GET YOU OUT OF THAT OFFICE. YOUR WORK IS PROBABLY CAUSING YOU STRESS AND CAUSING YOUR RECURRENT STOMACH TROUBLE.

I VISITED THE YOUNG LADY IN THE BANK. BY GOSH SHE REALLY IS A RATHER ATRACTIVE YOUNG LADY, THE SIZE OF HER HUGE ROUND EYES IS TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED. I MAY GO IN NEXT WEEK WHEN I PICK UP MY GLASSES, OH I AM HAVING TWO PAIRS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, DO YOU THINK I HAVE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE?
YES, WHERE WAS I, I SAW THE DELICIOUS YOUNG LADY AND I WILL GO NEXT WEEK AND DISCUSS AN ISA WITH HERE AT DEPTH I THINK. THAT WAY I COULD GET TO TALK TO HER FOR SOME TIME, A SIT DOWN AND IF I MENTION A GOOD FEW BOB IN AN ISA I MIGHT ALSO GET A CUP OF TEA. SHE LOOKS AS IF YOU COULD MAKE A NICE CUP OF TEA WITH THOSE BIG SOFT HANDS OF HERS.
SHE SAID THE MONEY FOR YOU, 225 US DOLLARS, IS IN THE SYSTEM SO I COULD NOT COLLECT IT AS YOU SUGGESTED. SHE CONFIRMED, AFTER A GOOD PERUSAL WITH THOSE HUGE BROWN EYES, THAT THE DETAILS ARE ALL CORRECT.

DO YOU HAVE THE TEST QUESTION CORRECT:

Q. WHERE THE ELAWEE
A. ITS A BIRD

WELL EDWIN TODAY IT IS NICE AND SUNNY, I DO HOPE IT STAYS LIKE IT FOR YOUR HOLIDAY, EVERY DAY IS A HOLIDAY FOR US OLD AGE PENSIONERS. IT IS NICE TO HAVE PLENTY OF TIME AND STILL NOT COMPLETELY DEVOID OF PHYSICAL CAPABILITIES AND ENJOYMENT, HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE BEFORE YOU RETIRE?
I AM NOW GOING TO MAKE A NICE CUP OF TEA AND TAKE IT OUT IN THE GROUNDS OF THE HOUSE TO DRINK IT. THE GARDENER IS VERY BUSY TODAY I SHALL SIT AND WATCH HIM.

REGARDS

MR CHUMP A