Monday, 14 May 2007

I Confirm the No. so he can go Back to the Bank

DEAR MR EDWIN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR E-MAIL I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE NOT SO IRRITABLE NOW, DID YOU TRY RENNIES.

I SEE THE PROBLEM, THE NUMBER HERE IS CLEARLY READABLE. 71459281

THE WRITTEN 9 IS A LITTLE OPEN IT ITS STRUCTURE BUT IS MOST DEFINITELY A 9. BEING SCANNED I SUPPOSE HAS LESSENED THE CLARITY SOME WHAT. DESPITE THIS AND MY FAILING EYESIGHT IT IS CLEAR.

NEXT TIME I GO INTO TOWN I MAY POP INTO SPECSAVERS AGAIN, THE OFFER THEY HAVE OF 2 PAIRS OF GLASSES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE DOES SEEM QUITE GOOD. I WAS CONCERNED THAT IF ONE HAS TWO PAIRS OF GLASSES THEN ONE HAS DOUBLE THE CHANCE OF LOSING THEM.
MY ORIGINAL THOUGHT WAS THAT IF YOU MISPLACE ONE PAIR THEN YOU HAVE THE OTHER PAIR TO PUT ON TO FIND THEM WITH. BUT WOULD THE SITUATION BE MORE OF A WORRY IF YOU COULD NOT FIND EITHER PAIR.
I DID THINK OF A THIRD PAIR TO KEEP IN ONE PLACE AND NEVER TO BE USED EXCEPT FOR WEARING TO FIND MISSING SPECTACLES.
THIS IS ALL ABIT OF A WORRY TO ME WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST THING TO DO FROM THE ABOVE, PURELY TENTATIVE PROPOSALS, OR DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER IDEA.

OH, ABOUT THE TELEPHONE. I DONT GET ON WITH THE TELEPHONE DUE TO MY POOR HEARING, I AM AFRAID THE YEARS ARE CATCHING UP WITH ME. I DO NOT HEAR THE BELL RING, I HAD A HUGE BRASS CLANGING BELL FITTED ON THE WALL BUT ONE DAY IN A THUNDERSTORM THE LIGHTENING STRUCK THE TELEPHONE LINE, BLEW THE BELL CLEAN OFF THE WALL AND MELTED ALL THE WIRES.
I SAW THIS AS A BIT OF A SIGN, A WARNING FROM ABOVE, YOU KNOW, SO I NO LONGER PUT ELECTRICAL THINGS UP TO MY HEAD.

NOW EDWIN DO NOT SAY SILLY OLD ****** PLEASE IF YOU DO NOT GO NEAR A ROAD THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF BEING RUN OVER BY A CAR IS THERE.

ANYWAY ALL MY RELATIVES AND FRIENDS CALL ME BY E-MAIL NOW AND EVEN MY BANK IS ON LINE. I SUPPOSE THAT IS WHY I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THOSE MONEYGRAM THINGS. WE EVEN HAVE ONE OF THOSE WEB CAM GADGETS TOO WHICH THEY HAVE SET UP FOR ME. ON THE WEB CAM I OFTEN SEE MY LITTLE GREAT NIECE WHO LIVES IN ARIZONA. WONDERFUL ISNT IT.

COULD YOUR MAN E-MAIL ME WHEN HE GETS TO THE UK, I KNOW THAT NOT SO LONG AGO THERE WAS A TERMINAL YOU CAN USE AT DOVER PORT, TELL HIM IT IS NEAR THE BOOKING DESKS.

REGARDS

MR CHUMP A

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