Monday, 14 May 2007
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This is ongoing. sent today.
DEAR MR UDOH
I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM THE BANK. THE NICE BIG LADY CALLED ME A FOOL. PROVE HER WRONG MR UDOH SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE AN HONEST BARRISTER.
REGARDS
CHUMP A MR
I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM THE BANK. THE NICE BIG LADY CALLED ME A FOOL. PROVE HER WRONG MR UDOH SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE AN HONEST BARRISTER.
REGARDS
CHUMP A MR
I am Relieved
DEAR MR EDWIN UDOH
I AM SO PLEASED TO HEAR FROM YOU. I WAS GETTING WORRIED I THOUGHT YOU MAY HAVE FOUND SOME WAY TO STEAL MY MONEY.
THE NICE LADY AT THE BANK, YOU KNOW THE ONE WITH LOVELY BIG, BIG , BIG EVERYTHING SAID THAT YOU MIGHT BE A 419 SCAMMER OR SOMETHING AND I MIGHT NEVER SEE MY CHEQUE, DESPITE THE FACT YOU HAVE GOT THE MONEY SHE WIRED TO YOU.
HOW WILL I HEAR FROM THE BANK NOW.
THANK YOU FOR BEING SO KIND AND HONEST. I SHALL CALL IN THE BANK WHEN I GO TO TOWN TODAY AND TELL HERE THAT THERE ARE GOOD MEN IN THE WORLD AND SHE IS A NASTY SUSPICIOUS BITCH. I THINK I AM GOING OFF HER NOW. YOU ARE STILL MY FRIEND.
I TOOK HER OUT FOR DINNER NAD SHE DID NOT PAY A THING. DO YOU THINK SHE IS AFTER MY MONEY. DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TAKE HER ON THE CRUISE WHICH WE HAVE PLANNED FOR LATER.
DO YOU GET THAT SORT OF WOMAN IN YOUR COUNTRY, I THINK I MAY BE A FOOL FALLING FOR HER CHARMS AND BIG PARTS.
SO MY FRIEND YES I SHALL GO TO TOWN TODAY, I NEED TO CALL IN SPECSAVERS, MY NEW GALSSES SLIP DOWN MY NOSE ALL THE TIME, I THINK THEY WILL ADJUST THEM.
YOU NEVER DID LET ME KNOW IF 1) YOU WEAR GLASSES
2) YOU HAVE SPECSAVERS THERE 3) YOU NEED NEW ONES
I AM SO PLEASED TO HEAR FROM YOU. I WAS GETTING WORRIED I THOUGHT YOU MAY HAVE FOUND SOME WAY TO STEAL MY MONEY.
THE NICE LADY AT THE BANK, YOU KNOW THE ONE WITH LOVELY BIG, BIG , BIG EVERYTHING SAID THAT YOU MIGHT BE A 419 SCAMMER OR SOMETHING AND I MIGHT NEVER SEE MY CHEQUE, DESPITE THE FACT YOU HAVE GOT THE MONEY SHE WIRED TO YOU.
HOW WILL I HEAR FROM THE BANK NOW.
THANK YOU FOR BEING SO KIND AND HONEST. I SHALL CALL IN THE BANK WHEN I GO TO TOWN TODAY AND TELL HERE THAT THERE ARE GOOD MEN IN THE WORLD AND SHE IS A NASTY SUSPICIOUS BITCH. I THINK I AM GOING OFF HER NOW. YOU ARE STILL MY FRIEND.
I TOOK HER OUT FOR DINNER NAD SHE DID NOT PAY A THING. DO YOU THINK SHE IS AFTER MY MONEY. DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TAKE HER ON THE CRUISE WHICH WE HAVE PLANNED FOR LATER.
DO YOU GET THAT SORT OF WOMAN IN YOUR COUNTRY, I THINK I MAY BE A FOOL FALLING FOR HER CHARMS AND BIG PARTS.
SO MY FRIEND YES I SHALL GO TO TOWN TODAY, I NEED TO CALL IN SPECSAVERS, MY NEW GALSSES SLIP DOWN MY NOSE ALL THE TIME, I THINK THEY WILL ADJUST THEM.
YOU NEVER DID LET ME KNOW IF 1) YOU WEAR GLASSES
2) YOU HAVE SPECSAVERS THERE 3) YOU NEED NEW ONES
THEN I SHALL GO TO THE BANK TO SEE IF THEY HAVE HEARD FROM YOUR BANK. DO I NEED A PASS PHRASE ARE WE STILL USING.
Q. WHERE THE ELAWEE
A. ITS A BIRD.
REGARDS
CHUMP A MR
He is still there 7 weeks later
ATTETION;MR CHUMP A,
THIS IN TO INFORM YOU THAT I HAVE DEPOSITED THISD YOUR CHEQUE TO THE BANK AND THE BANK WILL CONTACT YOU FOR FINAL WIRE TRANSFER BECAUSE I CAN NOT BE TAKING RISKY HOLDING THIS YOUR CHEQUE AS YOU KNOW THAT CHEQUE IS MONEY.
INFORM ME AS SOON AS YOU HEAR FROM THE BANK.
SINCERLY YOURS,
EDWIN UDOH.
Please hurry Mr Udoh
DEAR MR EDWIN
ANOTHER THOUGHT.
PLEASE HURRY, I NEED THE MONEY I THINK I HAVE PULLED WITH THE BIG BIRD AT THE BANK. I WANT TO TAKE HER ON A CRUISE WITH THE MONEY.
PLEASE PLEASE PULL ALL YOUR BARRISTERS STRINGS TO GET MY MONEY HERE QUICKLY.
YOURS
CHUMP A MR
ANOTHER THOUGHT.
PLEASE HURRY, I NEED THE MONEY I THINK I HAVE PULLED WITH THE BIG BIRD AT THE BANK. I WANT TO TAKE HER ON A CRUISE WITH THE MONEY.
PLEASE PLEASE PULL ALL YOUR BARRISTERS STRINGS TO GET MY MONEY HERE QUICKLY.
YOURS
CHUMP A MR
Go and check the Bank again
DEAR MR EDWIN
JUST THOUGHT, DO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT PASSPHRASE FOR THE BANK ??
THEY SAY : WHERE THE ELLAWE
YOU SAY : ITS A BIRD
DO YOU HAVE THE ELLAWE BIRD IN YOUR AREA, IT NEEDS LONG GRASSLAND I UNDERSTAND. YOU HAVE SUCH INTERESTING CREATURES IN YOUR COUNTRY. WE DO HEAR ABOUT THEM. PARTICULARLY THE ELLAWE BIRD AND THE OOMIGULIE BIRD. DID YOU KNOW MR UDOH THAT THEY ARE FAMOUS HERE. ?
JUST THOUGHT, DO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT PASSPHRASE FOR THE BANK ??
THEY SAY : WHERE THE ELLAWE
YOU SAY : ITS A BIRD
DO YOU HAVE THE ELLAWE BIRD IN YOUR AREA, IT NEEDS LONG GRASSLAND I UNDERSTAND. YOU HAVE SUCH INTERESTING CREATURES IN YOUR COUNTRY. WE DO HEAR ABOUT THEM. PARTICULARLY THE ELLAWE BIRD AND THE OOMIGULIE BIRD. DID YOU KNOW MR UDOH THAT THEY ARE FAMOUS HERE. ?
REGARDS
CHUMP A MR
(AMATEUR ORNITHOLOGIST OF ORIENTAL SPECIES) BIRD WATCHER
Hurry up with my $1.2M
DEAR FRIEND
I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU FOR AGES. IS IT SUCH A LONG WAY FROM THE BANK.
WHERE IS MY MONEY PLEASE.
REGARDS
CHUMP A MR
I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU FOR AGES. IS IT SUCH A LONG WAY FROM THE BANK.
WHERE IS MY MONEY PLEASE.
REGARDS
CHUMP A MR
He is still hoping
Dear Chump,
I got the payment information but there is a problem, you have to go and pick the money and send it through Western Union Money Transfer.
Do this now and send the information so that I will send the money to Security Company and Diplomat will depart to your Country.
Regards
Edwin Udoh
I got the payment information but there is a problem, you have to go and pick the money and send it through Western Union Money Transfer.
Do this now and send the information so that I will send the money to Security Company and Diplomat will depart to your Country.
Regards
Edwin Udoh
Go back to the Bank. Remember Where the Elawee
HELLO MR UDOH
I WENT TO TOWN YESTERDAY, I VISITED THE OPTICIANS (SPECSAVERS) FOR AN EYE TEST AND THEN TO THE BANK, WHAT WITH THAT AND THE BUS JOURNEY AND A NICE CUP OF TEA IN THE PARK (I LIKE JOES SNACK BAR, ONE OF THOSE MOBLIE VAN SNACK BARS, HE DOES A VERY GOOD CUP OF TEA) I WAS RATHER TIRED ON MY RETURN.
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED STARTING ONE OF THOSE SNACK BARS, THEY ARE VERY POPULAR AND A GOOD WAY TO MAKE AN HONEST LIVING SELF EMPLOYED. THE BACON SANDWICHES ALWAYS SMELL LOVELY AND ARE SO POPULAR. UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE TO SIT AND SUFFER AS MY HIGH CHOLESTEROL LEVELS PREVENT ME FROM BEING ABLE TO PARTAKE. IT WOULD BE A GOOD FRESH AIR JOB FOR YOU AND GET YOU OUT OF THAT OFFICE. YOUR WORK IS PROBABLY CAUSING YOU STRESS AND CAUSING YOUR RECURRENT STOMACH TROUBLE.
I VISITED THE YOUNG LADY IN THE BANK. BY GOSH SHE REALLY IS A RATHER ATRACTIVE YOUNG LADY, THE SIZE OF HER HUGE ROUND EYES IS TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED. I MAY GO IN NEXT WEEK WHEN I PICK UP MY GLASSES, OH I AM HAVING TWO PAIRS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, DO YOU THINK I HAVE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE?
YES, WHERE WAS I, I SAW THE DELICIOUS YOUNG LADY AND I WILL GO NEXT WEEK AND DISCUSS AN ISA WITH HERE AT DEPTH I THINK. THAT WAY I COULD GET TO TALK TO HER FOR SOME TIME, A SIT DOWN AND IF I MENTION A GOOD FEW BOB IN AN ISA I MIGHT ALSO GET A CUP OF TEA. SHE LOOKS AS IF YOU COULD MAKE A NICE CUP OF TEA WITH THOSE BIG SOFT HANDS OF HERS.
SHE SAID THE MONEY FOR YOU, 225 US DOLLARS, IS IN THE SYSTEM SO I COULD NOT COLLECT IT AS YOU SUGGESTED. SHE CONFIRMED, AFTER A GOOD PERUSAL WITH THOSE HUGE BROWN EYES, THAT THE DETAILS ARE ALL CORRECT.
DO YOU HAVE THE TEST QUESTION CORRECT:
Q. WHERE THE ELAWEE
A. ITS A BIRD
WELL EDWIN TODAY IT IS NICE AND SUNNY, I DO HOPE IT STAYS LIKE IT FOR YOUR HOLIDAY, EVERY DAY IS A HOLIDAY FOR US OLD AGE PENSIONERS. IT IS NICE TO HAVE PLENTY OF TIME AND STILL NOT COMPLETELY DEVOID OF PHYSICAL CAPABILITIES AND ENJOYMENT, HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE BEFORE YOU RETIRE?
I AM NOW GOING TO MAKE A NICE CUP OF TEA AND TAKE IT OUT IN THE GROUNDS OF THE HOUSE TO DRINK IT. THE GARDENER IS VERY BUSY TODAY I SHALL SIT AND WATCH HIM.
REGARDS
MR CHUMP A
I WENT TO TOWN YESTERDAY, I VISITED THE OPTICIANS (SPECSAVERS) FOR AN EYE TEST AND THEN TO THE BANK, WHAT WITH THAT AND THE BUS JOURNEY AND A NICE CUP OF TEA IN THE PARK (I LIKE JOES SNACK BAR, ONE OF THOSE MOBLIE VAN SNACK BARS, HE DOES A VERY GOOD CUP OF TEA) I WAS RATHER TIRED ON MY RETURN.
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED STARTING ONE OF THOSE SNACK BARS, THEY ARE VERY POPULAR AND A GOOD WAY TO MAKE AN HONEST LIVING SELF EMPLOYED. THE BACON SANDWICHES ALWAYS SMELL LOVELY AND ARE SO POPULAR. UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE TO SIT AND SUFFER AS MY HIGH CHOLESTEROL LEVELS PREVENT ME FROM BEING ABLE TO PARTAKE. IT WOULD BE A GOOD FRESH AIR JOB FOR YOU AND GET YOU OUT OF THAT OFFICE. YOUR WORK IS PROBABLY CAUSING YOU STRESS AND CAUSING YOUR RECURRENT STOMACH TROUBLE.
I VISITED THE YOUNG LADY IN THE BANK. BY GOSH SHE REALLY IS A RATHER ATRACTIVE YOUNG LADY, THE SIZE OF HER HUGE ROUND EYES IS TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED. I MAY GO IN NEXT WEEK WHEN I PICK UP MY GLASSES, OH I AM HAVING TWO PAIRS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, DO YOU THINK I HAVE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE?
YES, WHERE WAS I, I SAW THE DELICIOUS YOUNG LADY AND I WILL GO NEXT WEEK AND DISCUSS AN ISA WITH HERE AT DEPTH I THINK. THAT WAY I COULD GET TO TALK TO HER FOR SOME TIME, A SIT DOWN AND IF I MENTION A GOOD FEW BOB IN AN ISA I MIGHT ALSO GET A CUP OF TEA. SHE LOOKS AS IF YOU COULD MAKE A NICE CUP OF TEA WITH THOSE BIG SOFT HANDS OF HERS.
SHE SAID THE MONEY FOR YOU, 225 US DOLLARS, IS IN THE SYSTEM SO I COULD NOT COLLECT IT AS YOU SUGGESTED. SHE CONFIRMED, AFTER A GOOD PERUSAL WITH THOSE HUGE BROWN EYES, THAT THE DETAILS ARE ALL CORRECT.
DO YOU HAVE THE TEST QUESTION CORRECT:
Q. WHERE THE ELAWEE
A. ITS A BIRD
WELL EDWIN TODAY IT IS NICE AND SUNNY, I DO HOPE IT STAYS LIKE IT FOR YOUR HOLIDAY, EVERY DAY IS A HOLIDAY FOR US OLD AGE PENSIONERS. IT IS NICE TO HAVE PLENTY OF TIME AND STILL NOT COMPLETELY DEVOID OF PHYSICAL CAPABILITIES AND ENJOYMENT, HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE BEFORE YOU RETIRE?
I AM NOW GOING TO MAKE A NICE CUP OF TEA AND TAKE IT OUT IN THE GROUNDS OF THE HOUSE TO DRINK IT. THE GARDENER IS VERY BUSY TODAY I SHALL SIT AND WATCH HIM.
REGARDS
MR CHUMP A
No Money at the Bank. Really
ATTENTION CHUMP.
WHY DO YOU CHOOSE TO STRESS ME IN THAT WAY.WE TRIED ALL WE COULD DO TO PICK THE FUND YOU SAID YOU HAVE SENT BUT TO NO AVAIL. I ADVICE YOU TO GO AND WITHDRAW YOUR $225 DOLLARS FROM THE BANK WHERE YOU SEND IT AND THEN RESEND IT VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER FOR EASY PICK UP OR YOU COME DOWN HERE IN BENIN REPUBLIC AND PICK YOUR DRAFT TO AVIOD ANY FURTHER STRESS OR DELAY.
GET BACK TO ME NOW TO ENABLE ME KNOW THE WAY FORWARD AS AM TRAVELLING LATEST ON FRIDAY FOR MY EASTER CELEBRATION.
MY REGARDS TO YOUR FAMILY.
I Confirm the No. so he can go Back to the Bank
DEAR MR EDWIN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR E-MAIL I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE NOT SO IRRITABLE NOW, DID YOU TRY RENNIES.
I SEE THE PROBLEM, THE NUMBER HERE IS CLEARLY READABLE. 71459281
THE WRITTEN 9 IS A LITTLE OPEN IT ITS STRUCTURE BUT IS MOST DEFINITELY A 9. BEING SCANNED I SUPPOSE HAS LESSENED THE CLARITY SOME WHAT. DESPITE THIS AND MY FAILING EYESIGHT IT IS CLEAR.
NEXT TIME I GO INTO TOWN I MAY POP INTO SPECSAVERS AGAIN, THE OFFER THEY HAVE OF 2 PAIRS OF GLASSES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE DOES SEEM QUITE GOOD. I WAS CONCERNED THAT IF ONE HAS TWO PAIRS OF GLASSES THEN ONE HAS DOUBLE THE CHANCE OF LOSING THEM.
MY ORIGINAL THOUGHT WAS THAT IF YOU MISPLACE ONE PAIR THEN YOU HAVE THE OTHER PAIR TO PUT ON TO FIND THEM WITH. BUT WOULD THE SITUATION BE MORE OF A WORRY IF YOU COULD NOT FIND EITHER PAIR.
I DID THINK OF A THIRD PAIR TO KEEP IN ONE PLACE AND NEVER TO BE USED EXCEPT FOR WEARING TO FIND MISSING SPECTACLES.
THIS IS ALL ABIT OF A WORRY TO ME WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST THING TO DO FROM THE ABOVE, PURELY TENTATIVE PROPOSALS, OR DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER IDEA.
OH, ABOUT THE TELEPHONE. I DONT GET ON WITH THE TELEPHONE DUE TO MY POOR HEARING, I AM AFRAID THE YEARS ARE CATCHING UP WITH ME. I DO NOT HEAR THE BELL RING, I HAD A HUGE BRASS CLANGING BELL FITTED ON THE WALL BUT ONE DAY IN A THUNDERSTORM THE LIGHTENING STRUCK THE TELEPHONE LINE, BLEW THE BELL CLEAN OFF THE WALL AND MELTED ALL THE WIRES.
I SAW THIS AS A BIT OF A SIGN, A WARNING FROM ABOVE, YOU KNOW, SO I NO LONGER PUT ELECTRICAL THINGS UP TO MY HEAD.THANK YOU FOR YOUR E-MAIL I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE NOT SO IRRITABLE NOW, DID YOU TRY RENNIES.
I SEE THE PROBLEM, THE NUMBER HERE IS CLEARLY READABLE. 71459281
THE WRITTEN 9 IS A LITTLE OPEN IT ITS STRUCTURE BUT IS MOST DEFINITELY A 9. BEING SCANNED I SUPPOSE HAS LESSENED THE CLARITY SOME WHAT. DESPITE THIS AND MY FAILING EYESIGHT IT IS CLEAR.
NEXT TIME I GO INTO TOWN I MAY POP INTO SPECSAVERS AGAIN, THE OFFER THEY HAVE OF 2 PAIRS OF GLASSES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE DOES SEEM QUITE GOOD. I WAS CONCERNED THAT IF ONE HAS TWO PAIRS OF GLASSES THEN ONE HAS DOUBLE THE CHANCE OF LOSING THEM.
MY ORIGINAL THOUGHT WAS THAT IF YOU MISPLACE ONE PAIR THEN YOU HAVE THE OTHER PAIR TO PUT ON TO FIND THEM WITH. BUT WOULD THE SITUATION BE MORE OF A WORRY IF YOU COULD NOT FIND EITHER PAIR.
I DID THINK OF A THIRD PAIR TO KEEP IN ONE PLACE AND NEVER TO BE USED EXCEPT FOR WEARING TO FIND MISSING SPECTACLES.
THIS IS ALL ABIT OF A WORRY TO ME WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST THING TO DO FROM THE ABOVE, PURELY TENTATIVE PROPOSALS, OR DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER IDEA.
OH, ABOUT THE TELEPHONE. I DONT GET ON WITH THE TELEPHONE DUE TO MY POOR HEARING, I AM AFRAID THE YEARS ARE CATCHING UP WITH ME. I DO NOT HEAR THE BELL RING, I HAD A HUGE BRASS CLANGING BELL FITTED ON THE WALL BUT ONE DAY IN A THUNDERSTORM THE LIGHTENING STRUCK THE TELEPHONE LINE, BLEW THE BELL CLEAN OFF THE WALL AND MELTED ALL THE WIRES.
NOW EDWIN DO NOT SAY SILLY OLD ****** PLEASE IF YOU DO NOT GO NEAR A ROAD THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF BEING RUN OVER BY A CAR IS THERE.
ANYWAY ALL MY RELATIVES AND FRIENDS CALL ME BY E-MAIL NOW AND EVEN MY BANK IS ON LINE. I SUPPOSE THAT IS WHY I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THOSE MONEYGRAM THINGS. WE EVEN HAVE ONE OF THOSE WEB CAM GADGETS TOO WHICH THEY HAVE SET UP FOR ME. ON THE WEB CAM I OFTEN SEE MY LITTLE GREAT NIECE WHO LIVES IN ARIZONA. WONDERFUL ISNT IT.
COULD YOUR MAN E-MAIL ME WHEN HE GETS TO THE UK, I KNOW THAT NOT SO LONG AGO THERE WAS A TERMINAL YOU CAN USE AT DOVER PORT, TELL HIM IT IS NEAR THE BOOKING DESKS.
REGARDS
MR CHUMP A
His Irritability was causing him Pain
Dear Chump.
How are you today? I hope all is well with you.Thanks for your concern toward my stomarch pain, am just getting better now.
I received your email as well the attached payment slip but there was a problem in picking the fund up. So you are to reconfirm the Reference number that is the (Eight digits number) to enable me pick the fund up and then proceed to the courier company and have your draft registerd for onward delivery to your address. Below is the number i have with me here 71465281. so kindly reconfirm it for us to proceed, Do not scan it again just type it as the one you have scanned did not appear well.
You direct telephone number is urgently needed for easy and urgent communication and bear it in mind that the courier delivery agent will call you on your direct mobile number upon his arrival to your country.
Mr. Edwin
00229 97227134
He sent this e-mail 4 times in 3 minute. Excited or what?
00229 97227134
He sent this e-mail 4 times in 3 minute. Excited or what?
Money sent by Moneygram
DEAR EDWIN UDOH
I HAVE TODAY VISITED THE BANKS IN TOWN AND THEY HAVE HELPED ME TO FIND THE WAY TO SEND YOUR 225 DOLLARS BY MONEYGRAM.
I DID NOT KNOW YOU COULD DO THESE THINGS. I HAVE ATTACHED A COPY OF THE DOCUMENT, I UNDERSTAND THIS WILL ENABLE YOU TO COLLECT THE FEE FROM YOUR BANK.
ARE YOU FEELING BETTER, I THINK YOU WERE IRRITABLE WHEN YOU COMMUNICATED WITH ME BEFORE, SOMETIMES FOR THE IRRITABLE STOMACH RENNIES ARE VERY GOOD. TRY THEM.
I LOOK FORWARD TO DELIVERY OF MY CHECK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
MR CHUMP A
I HAVE TODAY VISITED THE BANKS IN TOWN AND THEY HAVE HELPED ME TO FIND THE WAY TO SEND YOUR 225 DOLLARS BY MONEYGRAM.
I DID NOT KNOW YOU COULD DO THESE THINGS. I HAVE ATTACHED A COPY OF THE DOCUMENT, I UNDERSTAND THIS WILL ENABLE YOU TO COLLECT THE FEE FROM YOUR BANK.
ARE YOU FEELING BETTER, I THINK YOU WERE IRRITABLE WHEN YOU COMMUNICATED WITH ME BEFORE, SOMETIMES FOR THE IRRITABLE STOMACH RENNIES ARE VERY GOOD. TRY THEM.
I LOOK FORWARD TO DELIVERY OF MY CHECK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
MR CHUMP A
I want to send a Cheque
DEAR MR EDWIN UDOH
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP, YOU ARE SO KIND.
CAN I SEND YOU A CHECK FOR $180.00, WRITTEN FROM MY BARCLAYS CHECK BOOK, IN AN ENVELOPE WITH AN ADDRESS FOR YOU. I WILL SEND FIRST CLASS BY HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH 2 (GOD BLESS HER KEEP HER STRONG AND VICTORIOUS, HAPPY AND GLORIOUS) ROYAL MAIL. IT WILL BE QUICK AND SURE. IT WORKS VERY FINE FOR MY GIRLIE MAGAZINES FROM AMSTERDAM.
I THINK AMSTERDAM IS VERY NEAR YOUR COUNTRY, A LONG WAY FROM HERE. WE DO NOT GET GIRLS LIKE THAT HERE. WOULD YOU LIKE THE ADDRESS FOR MAGAZINES?
PLEASE SEND ADDRESS FOR MY CHECK AND BRITISH POST OFFICE WILL CONVEY.
I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR REPLY AND THE RECEIPT OF MY MONEY PLEASE THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP, YOU ARE SO KIND.
CAN I SEND YOU A CHECK FOR $180.00, WRITTEN FROM MY BARCLAYS CHECK BOOK, IN AN ENVELOPE WITH AN ADDRESS FOR YOU. I WILL SEND FIRST CLASS BY HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH 2 (GOD BLESS HER KEEP HER STRONG AND VICTORIOUS, HAPPY AND GLORIOUS) ROYAL MAIL. IT WILL BE QUICK AND SURE. IT WORKS VERY FINE FOR MY GIRLIE MAGAZINES FROM AMSTERDAM.
I THINK AMSTERDAM IS VERY NEAR YOUR COUNTRY, A LONG WAY FROM HERE. WE DO NOT GET GIRLS LIKE THAT HERE. WOULD YOU LIKE THE ADDRESS FOR MAGAZINES?
PLEASE SEND ADDRESS FOR MY CHECK AND BRITISH POST OFFICE WILL CONVEY.
I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR REPLY AND THE RECEIPT OF MY MONEY PLEASE THANK YOU.
MR CHUMP A
He wants the Money
+229 97227134 Edwin Udoh
Am waiting!!!!!!!!!! N:B, you send the delivery charge today and let your cheque lift today to your address where to recveived it in less than three days and cash your money without delay. Everything now is base on how soon you send the delivery charge then I will be sending your cheque to you without delay and you will received your cheque in less than three days and cash your money. THE AMOUNT IS $255 TEXT ANSWER WHITE
TEXT QUESTION:STAFF COLOUR
COUNTRY: BENIN REPUPLIC
ADDRESS: COTONOU,
NAME: NNAZOBA CHINEDU
You can send the courier service charges through western union with my assistance name and informations as below: Also you have to provide the money to be paid in courier service company office for the delivery charges since my boss did not left any cash for the courier service. The cashier's cheque worth of Eight 1.2m United State Dollars is here with me written on your name which was left by my boss before he left to Paraguay. I've been checking my email daily to have the contact address where I can send the cheque as my boss instructed because it was on cheque drafting paper so you have to reconfirm your address. Attention Chump,
Am waiting!!!!!!!!!! N:B, you send the delivery charge today and let your cheque lift today to your address where to recveived it in less than three days and cash your money without delay. Everything now is base on how soon you send the delivery charge then I will be sending your cheque to you without delay and you will received your cheque in less than three days and cash your money. THE AMOUNT IS $255 TEXT ANSWER WHITE
TEXT QUESTION:STAFF COLOUR
COUNTRY: BENIN REPUPLIC
ADDRESS: COTONOU,
NAME: NNAZOBA CHINEDU
You can send the courier service charges through western union with my assistance name and informations as below: Also you have to provide the money to be paid in courier service company office for the delivery charges since my boss did not left any cash for the courier service. The cashier's cheque worth of Eight 1.2m United State Dollars is here with me written on your name which was left by my boss before he left to Paraguay. I've been checking my email daily to have the contact address where I can send the cheque as my boss instructed because it was on cheque drafting paper so you have to reconfirm your address. Attention Chump,
I Report the Rudeness
DEAR MR UBAH
I CONTACTED YOUR SECRETARY MR EDWIN UDOH AS REQUESTED.
AT FIRST HE SENT A GOOD BUSINESS LIKE REPLY. SECOND TIME HE WAS SHORT AND ALMOST RUDE, DEFINITELY UNHELPFUL.
IS HE THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB MR UBAH? I SAY THIS IN COMPLETE CONFIDENCE. BE CAREFUL. I HOPE HE IS NOT ON THE HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE.
MAYBE HE HAS A MEDICAL PROBLEM IS HE OLD ENOUGH TO BE MENOPAUSAL.
YOURS IN CONFIDENCE
MR ADOLPH CHUMP
I CONTACTED YOUR SECRETARY MR EDWIN UDOH AS REQUESTED.
AT FIRST HE SENT A GOOD BUSINESS LIKE REPLY. SECOND TIME HE WAS SHORT AND ALMOST RUDE, DEFINITELY UNHELPFUL.
IS HE THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB MR UBAH? I SAY THIS IN COMPLETE CONFIDENCE. BE CAREFUL. I HOPE HE IS NOT ON THE HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE.
MAYBE HE HAS A MEDICAL PROBLEM IS HE OLD ENOUGH TO BE MENOPAUSAL.
YOURS IN CONFIDENCE
MR ADOLPH CHUMP
I point out that he is Unpolite
DEAR MR EDWIN UDOH
PLEASE LOOK AT YOUR REPLY BELOW. I THINK THIS IS NOT VERY BUSINESS LIKE FOR THE SECRETARY OF MR DAVID UBAH, BARRISTER.
I HAVE HIS E-MAIL ADDRESS AND I SHALL WRITE TO HIM AND TELL HIM THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SHORT AND SHARP AND UNPOLITE TO ME.
PLEASE LOOK AT YOUR REPLY BELOW. I THINK THIS IS NOT VERY BUSINESS LIKE FOR THE SECRETARY OF MR DAVID UBAH, BARRISTER.
I HAVE HIS E-MAIL ADDRESS AND I SHALL WRITE TO HIM AND TELL HIM THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SHORT AND SHARP AND UNPOLITE TO ME.
YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE NEVER BEEN INVOLVED IN INTERNATIONAL TRANSACTIONS BEFORE. EXCEPT WHEN WE GO ON THE BOOZE CRUIZE TO CALAIS FOR THE BEER AND FAGS, BUT I THINK THIS DOES NOT COUNT.
YOU SEE MR UDOH I DO NOT KNOW WHAT A MONEY GRAM IS EITHER. I THINK MR DAVID UBAH LEFT YOU IN CHARGE TO HELP.
REGARDS
MR CHUMP A
Chump is, well a bit of a chump
HELLO MR UDOH
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A WESTERN UNION BRANCH OR OFFICE, IN THE UK OR EUROPE, IS THE POSTAL SERVICE NOT OK FOR A CHECK FROM BARCLAYS BANK.
REGARDS
CHUMP A MR
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A WESTERN UNION BRANCH OR OFFICE, IN THE UK OR EUROPE, IS THE POSTAL SERVICE NOT OK FOR A CHECK FROM BARCLAYS BANK.
REGARDS
CHUMP A MR
Edwin Udoh has a cheque in my name
Odd that really I only made the name up yesterday.
Attention Chump,
Attention Chump,
The cashier's cheque worth of Eight 1.2m United State Dollars is here with me written on your name which was left by my boss before he left to Paraguay. I've been checking my email daily to have the contact address where I can send the cheque as my boss instructed because it was on cheque drafting paper so you have to reconfirm your address.
Also you have to provide the money to be paid in courier service company office for the delivery charges since my boss did not left any cash for the courier service.
You can send the courier service charges through western union with my assistance name and informations as below:
NAME: NNAZOBA CHINEDU
ADDRESS: COTONOU,
COUNTRY: BENIN REPUPLIC
TEXT QUESTION:STAFF COLOUR
TEXT ANSWER WHITE
THE AMOUNT IS $255
ADDRESS: COTONOU,
COUNTRY: BENIN REPUPLIC
TEXT QUESTION:STAFF COLOUR
TEXT ANSWER WHITE
THE AMOUNT IS $255
Everything now is base on how soon you send the delivery charge then I will be sending your cheque to you without delay and you will received your cheque in less than three days and cash your money.
N:B, you send the delivery charge today and let your cheque lift today to your address where to recveived it in less than three days and cash your money without delay.
Am waiting!!!!!!!!!!
Edwin Udoh
+229 97227134
+229 97227134
Mr Udoh has money for me
MR UDOH
MR UBAH SAID YOU HAVE MONEY FOR ME $1.2M
I CLAIM THAT MONEY AS MINE
TAHNK YOU
MR CHUMP A
MR UBAH SAID YOU HAVE MONEY FOR ME $1.2M
I CLAIM THAT MONEY AS MINE
TAHNK YOU
MR CHUMP A
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