Monday, 14 May 2007

I want to send a Cheque

DEAR MR EDWIN UDOH

THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP, YOU ARE SO KIND.

CAN I SEND YOU A CHECK FOR $180.00, WRITTEN FROM MY BARCLAYS CHECK BOOK, IN AN ENVELOPE WITH AN ADDRESS FOR YOU. I WILL SEND FIRST CLASS BY HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH 2 (GOD BLESS HER KEEP HER STRONG AND VICTORIOUS, HAPPY AND GLORIOUS) ROYAL MAIL. IT WILL BE QUICK AND SURE. IT WORKS VERY FINE FOR MY GIRLIE MAGAZINES FROM AMSTERDAM.
I THINK AMSTERDAM IS VERY NEAR YOUR COUNTRY, A LONG WAY FROM HERE. WE DO NOT GET GIRLS LIKE THAT HERE. WOULD YOU LIKE THE ADDRESS FOR MAGAZINES?

PLEASE SEND ADDRESS FOR MY CHECK AND BRITISH POST OFFICE WILL CONVEY.

I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR REPLY AND THE RECEIPT OF MY MONEY PLEASE THANK YOU.

MR CHUMP A

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